(Overheard by Sachiko and Dinah on the way)
Tall Schoolgirl: Hey, did you hear the news?
Short Schoolgirl: Baby, you know I hear all kinds of news.
Tall Schoolgirl: It's about Delacour's first date!
Short Schoolgirl: Oh no.
Tall Schoolgirl: Apparently it was all bullshit?
Short Schoolgirl: What?
Tall Schoolgirl: Yeah. Turns out he didn't ask the girl out, she just kinda accidentally told him she was going to the cinemas on the weekend. So he spread a rumour that they were dating and went along, hoping she'd be embarrassed into saying yes right then and there.
Short Schoolgirl: Holy crap! That's… That's… God. *Takes out phone* I gotta tell the posse!
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(Overheard by Ai and Hideki on the way)
Archery Otaku Schoolgirl: Hm!
Baseballer Schoolboy: That's a fun face you've got…
Archery Otaku Schoolgirl: Of course it is~ have you seen our Girls' Archery team this year?!
Baseballer Schoolboy: Man, I haven't had the time. Is it good?
Archery Otaku Schoolgirl: Hell yeah it's good! We've got Saoirse-senpai back, and apparently there's this wild new protégé named Yashima on the team.
Baseballer Schoolboy: Pretty sure her name is Yoshino.
Archery Otaku Schoolgirl: Oh, I must be thinking of the Battle of Yashima. Whoops! But apparently she's really good, and she even knows how to do the Running Shoot!
Baseballer Schoolboy: *Wonders, not for the first time, what the Running Shoot is, but is afraid to ask*
Hard-Boiled Schoolboy: Did you say Saoirse?
Archery Otaku Schoolgirl: Kyaah!
Baseballer Schoolboy: Agh! Where did you-?
Hard-Boiled Schoolboy: Interesting. Didn't think I'd hear that name again for awhile…
Baseballer Schoolboy: She's uh, pretty decently well-known, man. Like… That's on you.
Hard-Boiled Schoolboy: Surprised they'd let her back in after… Well, it doesn't matter. *takes swig of strawberry milk from silver flask* I guess some dames just can't be refused.
Archery Otaku Schoolgirl: What the hell are you t- oh he's gone.
Baseballer Schoolboy: I can never read that guy.
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(Overheard by Ai on her way to lunch)
Judgy Schoolboy: Hey, dude! Check out this new face!
In-Over-His-Head Schoolboy: Huh?
Judgy Schoolboy: You ever check out the girls here who run online accounts?
In-Over-His-Head Schoolboy: What… Do you mean?
Judgy Schoolboy: I mean these girls, they go online and run like, video accounts, where they run simulated fantasy dates! All kinds of scenarios and options!
In-Over-His-Head Schoolboy: I- okay.
Judgy Schoolboy: One of these girls, Sakura-chan, is soooo perfect. Look! *Takes out phone* Long gleaming black hair, so fair and feminine in that royal kimono, she's perfect… Ah…
In-Over-His-Head Schoolboy: You follow this kinda stuff…? Are you gonna talk to her?
Judgy Schoolboy: Me? Nah, I dunno if you can really trust a girl who does stuff like this.
In-Over-His-Head Schoolboy: But you'll follow-? Forget it, I'm confused…
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(Overheard by Dinah on a smoke break)
Unassuming Schoolgirl: Ahh…
Concerned Schoolboy: What's up?
Unassuming Schoolgirl: Nothing… I just have a dream in my heart, that's all.
Concerned Schoolboy: Oh, I see. Is it a difficult dream?
Unassuming Schoolgirl: Yes. Impossible. I just wish… I could be as cool as Schreier-senpai…
Concerned Schoolboy: *squint*
Unassuming Schoolgirl: I hear she beats people up who annoy her, and she gives them an extra smackdown if they're jerks or punks!
Concerned Schoolboy: You want to beat people up…?
Unassuming Schoolgirl: I could never, but I wish I could just look and be cool enough to give off the impression that I could if someone wanted to mess with me… But I can't even dye my hair brown! I'm too mousy!
Concerned Schoolboy: D-Don't say that! I th… think your hair looks fine as is…
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(Overheard by Sachiko on her way to final homeroom)
In-Over-His-Head Schoolboy: Sigh…
Frontin' Schoolboy: Sigh…
In-Over-His-Head Schoolboy: Man, this sucks.
Frontin' Schoolboy: Tell me about it.
In-Over-His-Head Schoolboy: Ever since this Asaka thing happened, all the assholes have taken the chance to fly their freak flags high.
Frontin' Schoolboy: Right?! The other day, my dude is like "herp derp not gerna join bersball cuz star player's gerlfrund herp derp". I mean come the fuck on!
In-Over-His-Head Schoolboy: I'm so fucking over it. This guy, man. This guy. Every day. Every single fucking day. "Girls should be feminine! Check out this virtual date girl on youtube who wears a kimono! Pants are satan!"
Frontin' Schoolboy: Goddamnit, really? Look, skirts are cute, but who cares…?
In-Over-His-Head Schoolboy: I wish I could tell my asshole buddies to stop being assholes over the whole thing.
Frontin' Schoolboy: You know what my buddy said to me the other day?
In-Over-His-Head Schoolboy: What?
Frontin' Schoolboy: He said, 'It's about time we got a history teacher willing to stick it to feminism'.
In-Over-His-Head Schoolboy: MOTHERFUCKER.
Frontin' Schoolboy: Right?!?!
In-Over-His-Head Schoolboy: Got fuckin' algorithms in his brain! I hate it!
Frontin' Schoolboy: If I had the balls, I'd blast the fucker's cache right here and now.
In-Over-His-Head Schoolboy: Yeah…
Frontin' Schoolboy: …
In-Over-His-Head Schoolboy: Sigh…
Frontin' Schoolboy: Sigh…