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For its middle and high school students, Sophia Academy provides six hours of classes every weekday. However, every day one particular class receives emphasis. This cycle rotates every fortnight.

The cycle looks like this:
Week One

  • Monday: Japanese Emphasis
  • Tuesday: Phys. Ed Emphasis
  • Wednesday: Science Emphasis
  • Thursday: Mathematics Emphasis
  • Friday: Elective One Emphasis

Week Two:

  • Monday: English Emphasis
  • Tuesday: History Emphasis
  • Wednesday: Home Economics Emphasis
  • Thursday: Social Studies Emphasis
  • Friday: Elective Two Emphasis

A breakdown of the classes are below.

Japanese

Study of Japanese language and literature.

  • Score improved: Fellowship
  • Skills improved: Linguist (Japanese), Literacy

Physical Education

Both theoretical education of physical activity and practical application such as sports.

  • Scores improved: Strength, Toughness, Agility
  • Skill improved: Athletics

Science

Broad study of sciences.

  • Score improved: Intelligence
  • Skill Improved: Lore (Science)

Mathematics

Broad study of mathematics.

  • Score improved: Intelligence
  • Skill Improved: Logic

English

Study of English language and literature.

  • Score improved: Fellowship
  • Skills improved: Linguist (English), Literacy

History

Study of world and Japanese history.

  • Score improved: Intelligence
  • Skill Improved: Lore (History), Lore (Japanese History)

Home Economics

A mandatory one-year class dedicated to teaching students how to keep a home, cook, and other 'homely' skills.

  • Score improved: Perception
  • Skills improved: Trade (Cook), Trade (Clean)

Social Studies

A mix of civics, law, political and social matters.

  • Score improved: Intelligence
  • Skills improved: Lore (Politics), Lore (Law)

Electives

Every student is permitted to take two electives from a list of courses. Students must designate which is Elective One and Elective Two when signing up.

Technology

Practical applications of technology and computers.

  • Score improved: Intelligence
  • Skills Improved: Tech Use, Lore (Computers)

Chemistry

Advanced study of chemistry.

  • Score improved: Intelligence
  • Skills improved: Lore (Chemistry), Lore (Science)

Biology

Advanced study of biology.

  • Score improved: Intelligence
  • Skills improved: Lore (Biology), Lore (Science)

Psychology

Advanced study of psychology.

  • Score improved: Perception, Intelligence
  • Skills improved: Lore (Psychology)

Economics

Advanced study of economics.

  • Score improved: Perception, Intelligence
  • Skills improved: Commerce, Lore (Economics)

Advanced Mathematics

More advanced mathematics, such as trigonometry etc.

  • Score improved: Intelligence
  • Skills improved: Lore (Advanced Maths), Logic

Geography

Specific study of geography.

  • Score improved: Perception, Intelligence
  • Skills improved: Navigation (Land), Lore (Geography)

Art

Artistic studies, including understanding of art history and technique.

  • Scores improved: Fellowship, Perception
  • Skills improved: Trade (Art), Lore (Art)

Music

The study of music, both in terms of history and in practical playing of an instrument.

  • Scores improved: Fellowship, Perception
  • Skills improved: Trade (Music), Lore (Music)

Religious Studies

Studies of theology, with no specific religion in mind, but rather looking at the history of religion in general.

  • Score improved: Willpower
  • Skill improved: Lore (Religion)

Philosophy

Studies of the history of philosophy, both east and west.

  • Score improved: Willpower
  • Skill improved: Lore (Philosophy)

Industrial Skills

Studies of advanced industrial skills, such as working with tools, metalwork etc.

  • Scores improved: Strength, Intelligence
  • Skill improved: Trade (Blacksmith)

Medicine

Basic introduction to first aid and medical practice.

  • Score improved: Intelligence
  • Skill improved: Medical

Cultural Studies

The study of culture, media, literature, traditional Japanese culture, and similar areas.

  • Score improved: Fellowship
  • Skills improved: Lore (Literature), Lore (Media), Lore (Japanese Culture)

Application

Reply to this thread outlining your two Electives, labelling each as Elective One and Elective Two as appropriate.

Class Enrolment Form by Mina HaploMina Haplo, 28 Jun 2018 08:42

Weekly Management

Date: 9th of April, 2018 to 15th of April, 2018

Week

Character Monday, 09/04 Tuesday, 10/04 Wednesday, 11/04 Thursday, 12/04 Friday, 13/04 Saturday, 14/04 Sunday, 15/04
Early - - - - - - - -
Early - - - - - - - -
Early - - - - - - - -
Late - - - - - - - -
Late - - - - - - - -
Late - - - - - - - -

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Known Locales

Locale Action Time Day Effects Stress Effect Cost Notes and Restrictions Description
Sophia Academy Region
Dormitory Sleep Anytime Anyday A long sleep in your own bed removes Stress equal to your Night's Sleep Bonus. As per Night's Sleep Free - Your appointed dormitory is a four-storey building containing mostly empty rooms, a convenient 15 minute walk from the Academy.
- Training (Score) Anytime Anyday You study a Score, making a flat test. 2 Free - -
- Training (Skill) Anytime Anyday You study a Skill, making a flat test. 2 Free - -
Academy Gym Training (Score) Late Weekday You study Strength, Toughness or Agility at +10. 3 Free Extra +10 on Fridays The well-funded Academy Gym features weights, fields, courts, pools and more. On Fridays, the University teams tend to linger around to give pointers.
- Training (Skill) Late Weekday You study a Strength, Toughness or Agility skill at +10. 3 Free Extra +10 on Fridays -
Academy Library Training (Score) Late Weekday You study Intelligence or Perception at +10. 3 Free -2 Stress on rainy days The Library is a popular spot for studying. Its big bay windows make for a soothing sound on rainy days.
- Training (Skill) Late Weekday You study an Intelligence or Perception skill at +10. 3 Free -2 Stress on rainy days
Academy Bookshop Purchase Items Late Anyday You can purchase Books specialising in school class skills here. - - -2 cost discount on the last Sunday of the month The Academy Bookshop sells basic and advanced textbooks. The last Friday of every month sees them try to get rid of old stock.
Katashiba City Centre Region
Oda Station Mall Purchase Items Anytime Anyday You can purchase items here. (See Oda Station Mall shopping list in appendix below). - - - The Mall, which sits around the station, features a good variety of electronics and home appliances, all of which are overpriced.
Café Okumura Activity (Relax) Anytime Weekday Enjoy the relaxing aroma of fresh coffee and homemade food at this comforting, gentle place. -4 2 Small - This cute café, part of Okumura's rehabilitation scheme, has a comforting, romantic feel popular with couples.
- Purchase Items Anytime Weekday You can purchase Oku-ffee or a Coffee Maker (stock: 1 per week) here. - - - -
Oda Mall Arcade Activity (Shooting Game) Anytime Monday, Wednesday Blow off steam with video games and make a Ballistic Skill Score Training test, -10! -3 3 Small - This glitzy arcade is so busy that some games are only available on certain days.
- Activity (Virtual Date) Anytime Tuesday, Friday Impress pretty virtual people, and make a Fellowship score Training test, -10! -3 3 Small - -
- Activity (Crane Game) Anytime Thursday Pass an Agility-30 test and win a prize! Prize changes every month. -3 3 Small - -
Wild Duck's Revenge Activity (Eat) Anytime Anyday Eat some fast food and feel comforted, for the price of a -10 penalty to any other tests for the rest of the day. -4 1 Small - One of the few remaining Wild Ducks in existence, mustering its forces so it can take its revenge on a judgmental world.
Civic Library Training (Score) Anytime Weekend You study Intelligence at +20. 2 1 Small - This well-regarded library has excellent books. However, an agreement means that students are only permitted at the Library without teacher supervision on the weekend.
Mount Honga National Park Region
- - - - - - - -
Industrial/Docklands Region
- - - - - - - -

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Personas

Personas in the Pool:

Personas in Use:

Compendium:
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Miasma Tracking

Current Miasma Level is…

  • 10

Current Miasma Spread- the rate at which Miasma grows per week- is…

  • 4

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Special Events

The following days are rainy all day:

  • Tuesday, Friday

The following days are rainy only early on:

  • Saturday

Appendices

Store Lists

Oda Station Mall

Product Stock Cost
Compass Unlimited Small*5
Binoculars 5 per week Medium*2
Computer (Laptop) 3 per week Big*2
Computer (Desktop) 2 per week Big*3

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This section is used for tracking our Campaign, ingame week-by-week. Every week has its own thread.

The first post will always contain:

  • The 14 timeslots actions go into;
  • Known Locales;
  • Personas both in the pool and loaned out to Evokers;
  • Miasma Levels;
  • Ongoing events, activities, etc.

For each week, players should post their daily actions, which they and the GM will work together to roll for. If they also wish to request special activities (such as going into the Sea of Chaos, requesting permission to retrieve a Persona, or submitting a Persona back into the Sea), they can.

Use this thread to record your Epiphany purchases, including what abilities your Major Persona is learning, and from what Persona. Thanks!

Post your XP purchases here. This creates an easily followed thread of XP purchases that your GM can follow.

This forum section is divided into three 'parts'.

The first part are your character sheets. Each of your characters has their own thread, which you can post the mechanical parts of your sheet into. Every time your character changes, you edit the sheet and make a new post documenting your changes.

The second part is Experience Purchases. If you intend to spend XP, you post your list of purchases here for my convenience. Apart from creating a living list of your purchases, it also makes it easier for me to see the changes.

The final part are Epiphany Purchases. You use this thread to post how you're spending Epiphanies, and on what, including the name of the trait/knack/power and which Persona it's coming from.

Longform Posting Enabled

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
Hello, everyone. Welcome to the first thread for the Multicultural Discussion Thread.
As many of you Twiceborn have no doubt noticed, our little slice of the Federation has taken on many new visitors from other cultures recently. In these weekly discussions, I intend to create a dialogue where our visitors can share a little about themselves and the crew can ask questions.
For our inaugural thread, we have decided to open a discussion on the distinctive Flying Sovereigns, led by our guest Mantlehammer.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
News to me, bird!

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
We discussed this at length, Mantlehammer.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Nah. You were probably confusing me with someone else. We all look alike to you, huh, bird?

avatargeneric.png?raw=1 SadieTyrell26 @sadietyrellisme
A fine start.

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
There aren't any other Sovereigns on the ship, Mantlehammer.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Ship's boring as hell then, huh?

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
Mantlehammer. Please.
I am trying to create a dialogue.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
That's admirable and all but, knowing you, bird, you'll probably ditch it halfway through and leave me to clean up the mess.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Ha!

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
I'm loving the dialogue so far.

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
Come to my face and say that, monkey.
If your performance around the Overseers was any inclination, I should be seeing you sometime never.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Haha! Oh, that's the first respectful thing you've said since I got here.

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
I've said a lot of respectful things, Mantlehammer. Maybe if you didn't run every time I came into view, you'd know that.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Alright, fine. You've convinced me. I'll lead your dialogue or whatever.

avatargeneric.png?raw=1 SadieTyrell26 @sadietyrellisme
So is trading insults some kind of Flying Sovereign custom?

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
No.
Mantlehammer is just an asshole.

avataradrian.png?raw=1 Adrian's Wall @AdrianFrancoFranco
Weird to see you say that, Guide.

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
I only have so much patience, Commander.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Alright, listen up! Let's talk about my species, the Flying Sovereigns!
Let's get the important shit out of the way. We're an Orchid species, and we were conquered by the Overseers when their 'good guy' cousins cut and run just as we needed them.

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
I feel less remorse over that every time you talk.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Like every good Orchid, we have some special qualities. You know what I mean, right? The Seers can talk to anything and have those Fields, the Symphonians can fuse, and the Scumslinkers can shapeshift?
Well we have one of those too. See, we're an emotional people. Our emotions are so strong they actually warp our very bodies to match our inner realities! When we become angry, our strength goes through the roof! When we're scared, we become lightning-fast! Curiosity makes us hyper-focused, and a few emotions, like disgust, lets us fire particle beams from our hands and orifices!

avataridris.png?raw=1 Idris @AhuraOneOhEight
Pardon me?

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
We're pretty naturally strong and damn near impossible to kill.
But. Let's get some shit out of the way first.
We're not a 'warrior race'. People pull that shit because we've spent hundreds of years being forced into the role of elite shocktroops by the Overseer Empire.
But we were a splendid, glorious, diverse, technologically advanced people, damn it.

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
I'm familiar with stuff like that. The old British Empire used to categorise Indians into 'warrior peoples' and 'non-warrior peoples', and defined the former as being brave but stupid, good for being led into combat but not for leading. That kind of categorical approach seems popular with prejudiced empires.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
I don't know what those nouns are, but the concept's kinda the same, yeah. But make no mistake: we're not stupid. When your curiosity and thirst for answers gives you hyper-focus and a perfect memory, then shit gets done.

avatargeneric.png?raw=1 SadieTyrell26 @sadietyrellisme
I can appreciate that a lot. Our emotions help like that, but it's more a willpower thing.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Yeah, that's the same for a lot of the emotional species.
Anyway! Conquered by the Overseers. Most of our people were exterminated at that time, and most of the survivors became slaves, the ancestors to the current elite shock troops. But we're not all slaves. Obviously.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Tell me more.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
A bunch of us escaped the conquest, and found new homes… Not always great homes. In fact, almost always shit homes where we had to sell our muscle to put food on the table. There've been a few colonies here and there, but those get targeted by the damn birds real quick.
Not all of us are born free, though. Plenty manage to run and escape from the Empire.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero-G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Did you escape or were you born free, Mantlehammer?

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
You can't just ask that, Gagarin.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero-G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Sorry! I didn't mean any disrespect, I'm just curious.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
It's fine, don't sweat over it.
Let's get something straight here, though: all of us are born free.
Some of us are just living in places that don't realise that yet.And I was born in the Empire. Served as a shock trooper for over twenty of your years. Saw a lot of action in that time.
The Empire has a lot of fun tricks to keep its thralls enthralled. Conditioning, rewiring of the brain, hijacking natural processes… For us, it's an emotional collar. The Overseers use special implants to fuck about with our emotional states. If we step out of line, they jack up emotions that make us weak and drain emotions that make us strong. We're all also taught from a young age to revere them as our intellectual superiors. Or gods.

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
A terrible, terrible thing to do.

avataradrian.png?raw=1 Adrian's Wall @AdrianFrancoFranco
I'm sorry to hear that, Mantlehammer. That's savagery.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Yeah.
But, you know, raised or no raised, we keep to our traditions, and as it turns out, it's really hard to burn 'hate birds' out of our culture.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero-G Bigboss @gagarintrader
How did you escape? Did someone break your implants?

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Nah. I broke myself out.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Woah. How?

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Well, it's kind of a long story. Look, not every Sovereign is the same, okay? We had a lot of different cultures and traditions before our conquest, and many of them are still around.
But in the traditions of the Hammer family, we believe that the pinnacle of Sovereign existence is to become a Sovereign with absolute control over their emotions.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Sort of like the Shrinepath Devoted, then? Mastering oneself?

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Not really. A lot of traditions like that are about controlling yourself in spite of your emotions. Acting calm when you're real angry, that kind of thing. I'm talking about controlling your emotions. Imagine if, just by willing it, you could make yourself immensely angry?

avataridris.png?raw=1 Idris @AhuraOneOhEight
I understand. A Sovereign who could control their emotional state at will could completely control their physical form.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Exactly. And they would be unstoppable.
Well… I dunno if it was exactly it, but one day, I had a real, real shitty day. We'd invaded a planet, and the Overseers weren't taking prisoners.
I was told to do something you can't come back from. Something that you'd rather die than do.
But I dunno how it happened, but in that moment, I just felt this… Pure will. I feel into a kind of trance, then, just like that, I felt all the good emotions, all at once, as strong as possible.
And then I caused some shit. I overloaded my implants and tore through half the planet. Hijacked a ship and got the hell out.

avatargeneric.png?raw=1 SadieTyrell26 @sadietyrellisme
Damn. That's awesome.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
It was awesome, SadieTyrell26. But it only lasted a few minutes. And then I ran into an Overseer Duke and was lucky to walk away alive.
I'd love to get back to that state, though. But I dunno how.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
I think I'd like to see that.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero-G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Same here!

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
I haven't seen anything like that happen, but I've seen excited Sovereigns before… And yes, the effect is quite impressive.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Yep. Speaking of impressive, who wants to hear about how we mate?

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Gagarin does.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero-G Bigboss @gagarintrader
What the hell, Lolter?!

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Don't pretend you're not curious about how they bone, Gagarin.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero-G Bigboss @gagarintrader
You know, you're all painting me as some kind of lech, but I'm actually a very gentle, shy, romantic soul.

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
*Gif of Kourosh Rustami breaking down in tears of laughter at a political meeting*

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero-G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Oh you all go to hell. What've I done to earn this?

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Be hungry on main every damn day, Gagarin?

avatargeneric.png?raw=1 SadieTyrell26 @sadietyrellisme
Don't start this again. We don't want Franco shutting us down again! It just got interesting!

avataradrian.png?raw=1 Adrian's Wall @AdrianFrancoFranco
' '

avataridris.png?raw=1 Idris @AhuraOneOhEight
Lewd.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
I have no idea what is going on, but it sounds incredibly dumb.
So. First and foremost. This is a thing that some of you types have, but: we don't have defined sexes or anything like that. We're a single-sex species. All of us can fertilise and all of us can carry. Except for those who can't, for reasons we should respect. Obviously.

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
Interesting! So you have no real concept of gender, then?

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Nah. I mean, you other species are gonna put genders on us, but you should know we don't really have any rules about how we act sexually or culturally like that.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
The Symphonian I met on the Base talked about how their concept of gender is very fluid.

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
Which is great, right? It's so good. It made me so happy.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero-G Bigboss @gagarintrader
So what about sexual orientation? Are all Sovereigns attracted to all other Sovereigns?

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
No. The opposite.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Say what?

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Of course this isn't a rule, y'know, we're a diverse damn people and we make our own damn rules, but generally speaking, we're… I don't know the word and the translator implants are failing me. Let me explain. The majority of Sovereigns bond with one other for life. But once we bond, that's it, we're attracted to that one person and one person only, forever. Well, that's how Mantlehammer does it, at least.
Okay, Violet, tag in for a second, will you?

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
Very well. It is as Mantlehammer says.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Please, yes, be less useful, if you can.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Ha!

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
I'm getting to it, Mantlehammer.
In any case, yes. Usually, Sovereigns bond with only one other and then mate for life, although they often split up- if only physically- for long periods of time, until the Sovereign reenters their reproductive season, at which point they usually seek each other out. Gestation takes thirteen months by Twiceborn standards, and is, by all reports, a painful experience.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Damn right it is, ha!

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
Alright, I thought you were busy or you had to go somewhere. Why did you ask me to take over if you're still going to comment?

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
I just wanted to see a Defector Guide talk about fuckin'.

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
Sigh.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Hilarious.
Oh, there's one other thing we should let you all know. Our attraction isn't limited to Sovereigns. We can be attracted to anyone.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero-G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Not as surprising as you'd think. Humans have been wanting to fuck aliens for over a century.

avataridris.png?raw=1 Idris @AhuraOneOhEight
We're in a crude mood tonight, ChatterComms, hm?

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Oh, it's like this most nights, honestly. It's kind of an intraship id boiling to the surface.

avataridris.png?raw=1 Idris @AhuraOneOhEight
I had no idea you were all this lustful, and I'm psychically attuned to the background noise of the ship's collective subconscious on a permanent basis.

avatargeneric.png?raw=1 SadieTyrell26 @sadietyrellisme
I think you'll find we don't talk or think about sex all the time, Idris. We're multidimensional, you know? We can keep the sex thoughts out until we're off duty.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Besides, don't act so innocent, Mr. Evangelion. I bet you think about sex all the time.

avataridris.png?raw=1 Idris @AhuraOneOhEight
Such things are… Complicated when it comes to being an Evangelion.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Hey.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero-G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Really? Tell me more!

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
Oh no.

avataridris.png?raw=1 Idris @AhuraOneOhEight
Our human avatars are part of our identity, but only a part. Once we become Eva, we become something more than just that, and so the erotic parts of our psyche become changed.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Hey!

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero-G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Changed how?

avataridris.png?raw=1 Idris @AhuraOneOhEight
It's very difficult to explain, Gagarin. Perhaps later, I could show you?

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Holy shit.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Sunspots, you people are distractable. We were talking about me!

avataradrian.png?raw=1 Adrian's Wall @AdrianFrancoFranco
Idris, did you just proposition an officer on ChatterComms?

avataridris.png?raw=1 Idris @AhuraOneOhEight
What? No. No. I was trying to propose offering Gagarin a glimpse of my psyche through the use of telepathy.

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero-G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Yeah, uh, it sounded a lot like you were coming onto me, Idris. A lot.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
TALKIN' ABOUT MY PEOPLE HERE

avataridris.png?raw=1 Idris @AhuraOneOhEight
I apologise. I meant no disrespect. It's just that these concepts are very hard to explain to someone without my frame of reference!

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
Is that what they call it nowadays?

avatargeneric.png?raw=1 SadieTyrell26 @sadietyrellisme
Can it, ShookCam.

avataridris.png?raw=1 Idris @AhuraOneOhEight
Perhaps we should turn our attention back toward Mantlehammer before we offend him with our ignorance.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero-G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Oops. Sorry, Mr. Mantlehammer.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
We good? We back? We all ready to pay attention like big people now? Okay, fine. Good.
So. Where was i?
Right. Attraction. But it's more than just attraction… We're, what's the term, Violet? You know what I mean.

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
Flying Sovereigns possess an extremely rare trait known as universal sexual compatibility. Essentially, they are capable of producing viable offspring with any of the Orchid or Wildflower species that reproduces sexually.

avatargeneric.png?raw=1 SadieTyrell26 @sadietyrellisme
No kidding? I thought that was impossible.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
We're pretty remarkable, SadieTyrell26. Don't underestimate us.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero-G Bigboss @gagarintrader
So are the offspring hybrids, like Spock, or?

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
No idea who that is, but the answer is kinda. The offspring are mostly Sovereign biologically, but sometimes they inherit a few stray traits from their parent. Coloration, height, more rarely the odd special quality… Anyway, that's a big reason why we've survived- we're not picky on who we bond and have babies with. A lot of Sovereigns, especially the exiles who've never been enslaved, have a little bit of non-Sovereign blood in 'em. Pretty neat, huh?

avataradrian.png?raw=1 Adrian's Wall @AdrianFrancoFranco
That is neat.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero-G Bigboss @gagarintrader
I have a question. You said you and your partners tend to split up geographically for long periods of time? How come?

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Lots of reasons. Sometimes it's just how we do, you know? Other times, it's a safety thing… See, when I said we're tough to kill, I meant it. We're damn near impossible to kill and we regenerate pretty quickly. But we nonetheless can get hurt, and we can die. The Overseers are real good at killing us. Defectors are too, in their own way.

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
Stop that.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
But that's where love comes in. Love is an emotion that when we feel it, massively accelerates our regeneration cycle… To the point of healing wounds almost before they're inflicted. It can bring us back from the brink of death… Even beyond death, so long as our mental organs aren't too compromised. And they decompose… Very, very slowly. So many of us split up, so that if one of us dies, the other can find us and revive us without being caught in the thing that killed us in the first place.

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
Hold on.
So… You guys cheat death through the power of love?

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Yeah?

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
That's corny as hell.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
No idea what that means, Doublebaby, so I'm gonna assume it's a term meaning 'awesome'.

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
It means… Tacky. Embarrassing. Hackneyed. They are comparing your regenerative states to childish entertainment.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Really?
Well, sad for you, ShookCam, that you're not a Sovereign, because I'm gonna kick your ass.
Actually, maybe even if you were, you'd still die because it's not like anyone loves you enough to bring you back.

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
Oh, we're going there, are we? Well, I'm going to cut off your tail and eat it.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Gross.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero-G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Hey, you've talked about love, Mantlehammer, but what about lust? What does that do for you?

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Funny story. Turns out, lust gives us endless stamina.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Ohhhhhhh my god.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero-G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Wait, but doesn't that create a feedback loop?

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
YES IT DOES, IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME

avataradrian.png?raw=1 Adrian's Wall @AdrianFrancoFranco
CLOSING THE THREAD

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Hello, Doublebabies. Which amongst you dares to challenge a grandmaster at a game of Grand League?

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
I AWAIT A RESPONSE, DOUBLEBABIES.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Check your translation app, Mantlehammer. It's 'Twiceborn', not 'Doublebabies'.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
I know what I said, Doublebaby.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Oh, you do not know with whom you deal, you space-monkey punk!

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Come at me, then, Doublebaby. Show me what your big muscles can do!

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Shh.
I love me some board games. What's Grand League?

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
Sigh.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Glad you asked, Doublebaby!
Grand League is a board game of strategy and deceit. It is a game for four players. One player takes the side of the 'Overseer Empire', whilst the other three players take the side of the Grand League (1/2)

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Made up of the Flying Sovereign State, the Defector Fleet, and the Ardent Taxiarch Republic. The three Grand League players are allies against the Empire.
The trick is that the Empire starts off more powerful than any single one of the League players.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
So it's an asymmetrical strategy game.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
That's right!
Here's how you play. Every player starts with a handful of planets. There are 32 planets linked by the Celestial Way to each other, and 16 of them are Overseer. 6 of them are Flying Sovereign, 6 are Ardents, and 4 are Defector (1/5)

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Of these 32 planets, 8 are Capital worlds. Every Capital world you own increases the number of forces you can support, and you can produce one force per Capital you own per turn.
You position forces on planets. Each planet can only have one fleet and one invader on it at a time. (2/5)

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
There are two types of forces: Fleets and Invaders.
Fleets fight other fleets. You move a fleet against an enemy fleet to attack it. Other fleets can support a friendly fleet if they're next to where the battle is being fought. (3/5)

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Whoever has more fleets wins, and the loser has to retreat to an empty planet. If there aren't any available, the fleet is destroyed.
However, a planet doesn't become yours until you move an Invader onto it. If the planet is empty, it becomes yours. (4/5)

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
If the planet has an enemy Invader on it, then you need to have an Invader and a Fleet in orbit to take it, and the Fleet can't be involved in any other battles this turn.
Defending Invaders that lose are always destroyed. (5/5)

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Sounds pretty simple. The League and the Empire have the same number of starting capitals?

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Yep.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Then it's just two sides, but one side has three players. What's the kick?

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Well that's the whole thing. The four sides play differently to each other.
The Empire has a bonus called 'Interdictors'. If an enemy Fleet is orbiting one of the original 16 Overseer planets and loses to an Overseer attack, it cannot retreat and dies instantly. (1/4).

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
The Ardents have a bonus called 'Martial'. Invaders that attack an Ardent planet are always destroyed, even if they win. (2/4)

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
The Defectors have a bonus called 'Proxies'. Every time one of the original 16 League planets is conquered for the first time, the Defectors get a free Fleet or Invader out of nowhere. (3/4)

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
The Sovereigns have a bonus called 'Inspire'. If a Sovereign fleet is supported in a battle by a fleet from a different League player, then the original Sovereign fleet doubles its weight in the battle calculations. (4/4)

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
It sounds like the Overseers are disadvantaged.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Wait 'til you learn how you win.
So each game lasts for sixteen turns. Each turn has everyone write down their orders and reveal them at the same time. (1/3)

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
At the end of those turns, you figure out who wins.
The Overseer Empire always has the same goal: the Empire wins if they either end the game with more Capitals than they started with, or if no Grand League player has achieved their goal. (2/3)

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
But each Grand League player has a different goal than the other League players.
The Sovereigns always have the same goal: end the game with all of their original Capitals, and gain one Capital from the Overseers. (3/3)

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
What about the Defectors and Ardents?

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
This game is slanderous, Mantlehammer.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Snap your knees over it, bird.
The Ardents and Defectors are special. They each have three possible goals, and at the start of the game, they draw one at random and hide it from the other players. (1/3)

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
The Ardents:
1) Lose none of their original planets, and destroy 8 or more Overseer units.
2) Lose none of their original planets, and lose no fewer than 2 units.
3) Have a total of 10 planets. (2/3)

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
The Defectors:
1) Have at least one Capital at the end of the game.
2) End the game owning eight Capitals.
3) End the game owning eight units. (3/3)

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Okay, let me work this out.
A lot of these goals aren't exclusive.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Go on.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Well the Empire can force a win by never losing a Capital to the Sovereigns, then taking and holding a single planet from the Ardents, and then just holding.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Yep.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Hold on. This is a game where all the information is available except the objectives of the Defectors and Ardents.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
And there you go.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
So the Sovereign player can't predict the goals of the Defectors and Ardents.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Exactly.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
And the Sovereigns' bonus relies on support from their allies.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
But… The Ardents' goals and bonuses are all around protecting their starting worlds.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
And the Defectors… Hold on, if the Defectors start with 4 planets, that's enough to get 8 units just through Proxies. So two of their objectives encourage leaving the other League players high and dry!

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Hah. I get it. The League goals turn them against each other.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Exactly.
All of the Leagues' objectives can be won by invading and defeating the Empire.
But the Empire's bonus encourages the Empire to launch heavy counter-attacks, which makes it hard to invade them properly.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
So…
It's easier for the League players to win by weakening the other League players.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Unless you're a Sovereign player, yep.
Also, if two players win at the same time, they split the winnings.

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
And now you see why this game is slanderous.
It's a 'portrayal' of the 3rd Defector League War, the war where the Flying Sovereigns were tragically conquered by the Overseers.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Conquered because when our invasions of the Empire went to hell, the Defectors took their precious fleet and ran, and the Ardents tightened their borders and made themselves not worth invading.
Yours truly, though? We were left high and dry like a jockstrap on a desert clothesline.

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
70% of the Defector peoples were on those ships! We were gambling with our entire civilization!

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
80% of my people were exterminated because of that war, bird.

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
And we've spent 800 years doing our best to save the rest.
We lost many, many people in that war. Their memories deserve better than a game that claims we somehow orchestrated for others to bear the brunt of the sacrifice.

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
The Defectors were fighting the Overseers long before any of you left your world.
Generation after generation, traumatised over and over by a never-ending war, for no other reason than to prevent the Empire from destroying people like you.

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
You have the right to your opinion, but a little gratitude for our pain would not go astray.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
And what of the literal dozens of Wildflower species you've dragged into war after war? Proxy Species that the Empire might've ignored if you hadn't given them the reason to bring down the axe?

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
The Empire will conquer us all unless everyone does their part, as much as they can! How does the galaxy not understand that?
What will it take, for the Empire to march a million troops through Symphonia's streets? By then, it will be too late!

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Say whatever you will, bird. Perhaps you're made of firmer stuff.
But your ancestors were cowards.

avatarviolet.png?raw=1 Calligrapher-of-the-Ultraviolet-Inks @GuideViolet
Insult my ancestors again, Sovereign, and you'll see what I've earned in a century of war.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Hold up! Hold up! Wait a damn minute!

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
I know we're involving ourselves in what seems to be a centuries-old debate, but perhaps we can offer a compromise?

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Oh good.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
HeavyLolter and I, we've been discussing a little mod for your game.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Really.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
A fourth faction: the Twiceborn Federation. They start with only one capital.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
But their special bonus is that their Fleets and Invaders can move to any planet in the game without using the Celestial Way.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
And they only have one goal: ensure every other League faction achieves their goal at the same time.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
That's a big promise to live up to, Twiceborn.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Yep.
But I think we're good for it.

avatarmantlehammer.png?raw=1 Muscle Lusty Prince @mantlehammer
Heh.
Aight.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Hyperspace travel is boring! Time to talk!
Captain Hyuga: Awesome, y/n?
Say 'n' so I know whose shuttle to crash next time, cowards.

avatargeneric.png?raw=1 Sadie Tyrell @sadietyrellisme
I think the time she captured a whole fleet stands out.
Obviously, Y.
Next question.

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
Personally, my favourite time was when she tried to troll that Conqueror guy and he nosold her like his dayjob was wrestling.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Sounds a lot like you don't think it was awesome.

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
You would be right. Whatcha gonna do about it, sucker?

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Fight me. Also, fight a shuttle.

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
I've beaten up light spacecraft before and God so help me, I will do so again if I have to. Fucking bring it.

avatargeneric.png?raw=1 Sadie Tyrell @sadietyrellisme
Awful lot of people threatening my stuff with bodily harm today.

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
Technically, it's the government's stuff.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
I've seen dumb frag missiles stay on topic better than you scrambled eggs. Jesus.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
ShookCam started it. They disrespected the Hyuga!

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
'The' Hyuga? It's not a wrestling title! It's a name!

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Besides, evil space jackass didn't nosell it at all. I bet if she kept it up another minute longer he would've gone fuckin' Super Saiyan right on the bridge.

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
I don't know what that means.

avatargeneric.png?raw=1 Sadie Tyrell @sadietyrellisme
Simurgh it.
Anyway, I'm with Lolter. Conqueror probably took it as a huge insult.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
That was the idea! I bet he lost precious hours of sleep tossing and turning at the sheer guts of it! Soon the Captain will be in his head, turning his brains into seaweed!

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
Good news, I now have terrible cartoon monkey people in my search history. Thrilled, really, just thrilled.

avatargeneric.png?raw=1 Sadie Tyrell @sadietyrellisme
A part of me thinks insulting an Overseer is extremely reckless, but another part of me admits that it's kind of…

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Sexy?

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Oh boy.

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
I'm not going to let this thread become 'Gagarin creeps on a cutie'. Not again.

avatargeneric.png?raw=1 Sadie Tyrell @sadietyrellisme
Franco kicked all of our asses over the Shrine Maiden one, Gagarin, don't do it!

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Hey, That wasn't a sexy thing. I just wanted to give her a cuddle.

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
ABORT, GAGARIN! ABORT!

avatargeneric.png?raw=1 Sadie Tyrell @sadietyrellisme
Wait, does that mean it is a sexy thing with the Captain?

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
We can't do this! Not here! Come on! Please?

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
I don't think I'd be alone if it were. Just saying.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Gagarin, are you part Defector? Because you always hungry.

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Pfft. I've seen the way ShookCam looks at her in the morning.

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
I look at everyone that way. I have a general admiring unselfish love for everyone, including our Captain.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Suckup.

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
Gagarin starts a thread about her sweet, sweet Hyuga lust and somehow I'm the suckup?

avatarbigboss.png?raw=1 Zero G Bigboss @gagarintrader
Who here amongst us, those of us with a weakness towards girls, would say no to taking a paddle in that kayak-o?

avatarshookcam.png?raw=1 ShookCam Vizier Maulus VIII @Shookcam
I'm out. I was never here.

avatarheavylolter.png?raw=1 Positron Bath Bomb @HeavyLolter
Jesus, Gagarin!

avatargeneric.png?raw=1 Sadie Tyrell @sadietyrellisme
I don't believe this.

avataradrian.png?raw=1 Adrian's Wall @AdrianFrancoFranco
Good morning, small fry.
I am here and I am not amused.
Lusting after superior officers is forbidden. All of you in my office at 4 PM.
Thread CLOSED.

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